Today saw the tragic loss of three outstanding, blue star, capped brothers. New, Castle & Brown Ale were all horrible killed in a freak accident when their commander mistakenly tried to lead them home from Saturn with one hand! The supporting barricade could not withstand the force of gravity and buckled under the pressure, sending all 24, highly fragile soldiers plummeting towards Earth at approximately 9.81 m/s/s. Luckily, 21 of the original 24 survived with minor scratches and surface wounds. They survivors were then given a thorough detox and are now safe, or "chillin" as the cool kids say, in their proper destination.
In lieu of flowers, we ask that everyone "pour one for the homies." If you find that wasteful, please send a fresh replacement.
Thank you!
This also means my budget per beer went up $0.14/bottle, and brought my daily total to $6.25 :( so sad!
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